I made noises like this all the way to work, today.
SERIOUSLY?! You’re going to go 40mph on the freeway while you smoke a cigarette and check your phone?! REALLY?!
Get OUTTA THE WAY, Grandpa.
Schoolbusses, why must you alwaysssss come to a 10-second stop at every railroad track?
Really, it was my fault that I was running late this morning. My apologies to the cities of Brooklyn Park, Blaine, Circle Pines, Lexington, Lino Lakes and Centeville for being, “that driver,” this morning.
I am being punished by a scratchy throat.